lthough not down at the eighth or ninth level, this one's a couple of levels lower in hell than the bus trip on Flores.
We leave Kandangan in the dark, heading for Balikpapan on the eastern coast of Borneo. No banana bags stacked in the aisle or conspiracy theorist babblers, but worse...a driver who seems to think he's an F1 racer. He aims the bus full speed down the middle of the road, smoking clove-scented cigarettes constantly, eating junk food and sometimes talking on his cell phone as we hurtle past every other vehicle.
For the next 10 hours only two cars will overtake us. Just as in India, the biggest rule the road. He doesn't slow for motorcycles or cars coming at us. For other buses and trucks he slams on the brakes at the last second coming to a near standstill, exchanges a few words with the oncoming driver as they creep past each other, then stamps on the accelerator again.
He's got a helper sitting in the navigator's seat beside him. Whenever he sees vehicles or pedestrians ahead on our side of the road he says “Az az az” - whatever that means - and whenever he sees a bump or pothole that he thinks we should slow for, or an oncoming bus or truck, he says “Tsch tsch tsch tsch” in imitation of the sound of the bus's air brakes.
I'm sitting in seat number one, directly behind the navigator. Great view of the road, but if something goes wrong out here I'll be the first one launched through the windshield.
At 21h30 we stop for a meal and the driver shows me pictures on his cell phone of his year-old son. I don't wish anything bad for the family but I wonder how soon the boy will lose his father in a road accident. We hear often enough in the media of bus crashes in Indonesia in which locals and tourists perish by the dozens. Now I know why.
At 22h00 we leave the bus stop and the driver puts on a CD of the horrible Indonesian pop music...at FULL VOLUME. I think it can't get worse until he starts to sing along. After an hour of this I fear we'll have to endure it all night but eventually he turns it off. After a while I can't watch anymore and just close my eyes. I want to sleep but it's impossible. I have to grip my armrest constantly as I'm thrown from side to side on each curve of the road.
The road is paved, but narrow, and has many potholes and dirt patches growing through like some kind of brown road cancer. He swerves left and right to miss these. At one point he swerves far over to the right, hitting the saplings and tree branches that line the road, then overcorrects coming back, nearly fishtailing to hit saplings and branches lining the left side of the road. The passenger in the seat beside me mutters “Rambo”. You can feel in the air that everyone on the bus is unhappy, but no one really complains: the bus driver has authority and in Asia people defer to authority without protest... until things become truly desperate.
We stop for another half-hour break at 02h30 and the driver turns the motor off. When it's time to go he can't restart the motor, so a bunch of people have to PUSH-START THE BUS. Just before we reach Balikpapan we cross a river on a ferry and when it's time to disembark they have to push-start the bus again, this time uphill against the ferry's incline, which is down at the stern. When several passengers get back on the bus brushing off their hands I realize who's been pushing the bus each time and feel guilty that I've been truant from some kind of expected participation. There's another bus from the same company beside ours with the same problem, so we hook a thick marine rope up and pull-start this bus while it's on the ferry.
As daylight comes on we cover the final kilometres into Balikpapan which are mercifully few in number. But the road is good and so is visibility so he drives even faster, careening around sharp corners at unbelievable speed for a bus. I'm sure we were never actually up on two wheels at any time, but there were moments when just a little more lean would have put daylight between road and rubber.
We screech into the station and I step down from the bus thoroughly shaken to face a small crowd of clamouring taxi and ojek (motorcycle-taxi) drivers. I snap at them to leave me alone. Unfair, certainly, but I'm rattled. One driver who is patiently persistent convinces me to go with him. We drive through the waking city with the sliding passenger door left open, cool morning air flowing in around me and slowly I calm down. I spend the morning at the airport, waiting for my flight to Tarakan.
The next day I take a high-speed ferry to Tawau in the Malaysian province of Sabah, then a minibus to nearby Semporna and a small boat to the island of Mabul off the northeast corner of Borneo for some of the world's best scuba diving.
We leave Kandangan in the dark, heading for Balikpapan on the eastern coast of Borneo. No banana bags stacked in the aisle or conspiracy theorist babblers, but worse...a driver who seems to think he's an F1 racer. He aims the bus full speed down the middle of the road, smoking clove-scented cigarettes constantly, eating junk food and sometimes talking on his cell phone as we hurtle past every other vehicle.
For the next 10 hours only two cars will overtake us. Just as in India, the biggest rule the road. He doesn't slow for motorcycles or cars coming at us. For other buses and trucks he slams on the brakes at the last second coming to a near standstill, exchanges a few words with the oncoming driver as they creep past each other, then stamps on the accelerator again.
He's got a helper sitting in the navigator's seat beside him. Whenever he sees vehicles or pedestrians ahead on our side of the road he says “Az az az” - whatever that means - and whenever he sees a bump or pothole that he thinks we should slow for, or an oncoming bus or truck, he says “Tsch tsch tsch tsch” in imitation of the sound of the bus's air brakes.
I'm sitting in seat number one, directly behind the navigator. Great view of the road, but if something goes wrong out here I'll be the first one launched through the windshield.
At 21h30 we stop for a meal and the driver shows me pictures on his cell phone of his year-old son. I don't wish anything bad for the family but I wonder how soon the boy will lose his father in a road accident. We hear often enough in the media of bus crashes in Indonesia in which locals and tourists perish by the dozens. Now I know why.
At 22h00 we leave the bus stop and the driver puts on a CD of the horrible Indonesian pop music...at FULL VOLUME. I think it can't get worse until he starts to sing along. After an hour of this I fear we'll have to endure it all night but eventually he turns it off. After a while I can't watch anymore and just close my eyes. I want to sleep but it's impossible. I have to grip my armrest constantly as I'm thrown from side to side on each curve of the road.
The road is paved, but narrow, and has many potholes and dirt patches growing through like some kind of brown road cancer. He swerves left and right to miss these. At one point he swerves far over to the right, hitting the saplings and tree branches that line the road, then overcorrects coming back, nearly fishtailing to hit saplings and branches lining the left side of the road. The passenger in the seat beside me mutters “Rambo”. You can feel in the air that everyone on the bus is unhappy, but no one really complains: the bus driver has authority and in Asia people defer to authority without protest... until things become truly desperate.
We stop for another half-hour break at 02h30 and the driver turns the motor off. When it's time to go he can't restart the motor, so a bunch of people have to PUSH-START THE BUS. Just before we reach Balikpapan we cross a river on a ferry and when it's time to disembark they have to push-start the bus again, this time uphill against the ferry's incline, which is down at the stern. When several passengers get back on the bus brushing off their hands I realize who's been pushing the bus each time and feel guilty that I've been truant from some kind of expected participation. There's another bus from the same company beside ours with the same problem, so we hook a thick marine rope up and pull-start this bus while it's on the ferry.
As daylight comes on we cover the final kilometres into Balikpapan which are mercifully few in number. But the road is good and so is visibility so he drives even faster, careening around sharp corners at unbelievable speed for a bus. I'm sure we were never actually up on two wheels at any time, but there were moments when just a little more lean would have put daylight between road and rubber.
We screech into the station and I step down from the bus thoroughly shaken to face a small crowd of clamouring taxi and ojek (motorcycle-taxi) drivers. I snap at them to leave me alone. Unfair, certainly, but I'm rattled. One driver who is patiently persistent convinces me to go with him. We drive through the waking city with the sliding passenger door left open, cool morning air flowing in around me and slowly I calm down. I spend the morning at the airport, waiting for my flight to Tarakan.
The next day I take a high-speed ferry to Tawau in the Malaysian province of Sabah, then a minibus to nearby Semporna and a small boat to the island of Mabul off the northeast corner of Borneo for some of the world's best scuba diving.
Terjemahan bebasnya:
Meskipun tidak turun pada tingkat kedelapan atau kesembilan, yang satu ini beberapa di neraka tingkat lebih rendah daripada bus perjalanan di Flores.
Kami meninggalkan Kandangan dalam gelap, menuju Balikpapan di pantai timur Kalimantan.Tidak kantong pisang ditumpuk di lorong atau teori konspirasi babblers, tetapi lebih buruk ... seorang sopir yang tampaknya menganggap dia seorang pembalap F1. Tidak kantong pisang ditumpuk di lorong atau teori konspirasi babblers, tetapi lebih buruk ... seorang sopir yang tampaknya menganggap dia seorang pembalap F1. . Ia bermaksud bus kecepatan penuh di tengah jalan, merokok rokok beraroma cengkeh terus-menerus, makan junk food dan kadang-kadang berbicara di telepon genggamnya saat kami meluncur dgn cepat melewati setiap kendaraan lain.
Kami meninggalkan Kandangan dalam gelap, menuju Balikpapan di pantai timur Kalimantan.Tidak kantong pisang ditumpuk di lorong atau teori konspirasi babblers, tetapi lebih buruk ... seorang sopir yang tampaknya menganggap dia seorang pembalap F1. Tidak kantong pisang ditumpuk di lorong atau teori konspirasi babblers, tetapi lebih buruk ... seorang sopir yang tampaknya menganggap dia seorang pembalap F1. . Ia bermaksud bus kecepatan penuh di tengah jalan, merokok rokok beraroma cengkeh terus-menerus, makan junk food dan kadang-kadang berbicara di telepon genggamnya saat kami meluncur dgn cepat melewati setiap kendaraan lain.
Selama 10 jam hanya dua mobil akan mengejar kita. Sama seperti di India, memerintah terbesar jalan. He doesn't slow for motorcycles or cars coming at us. Dia tidak lambat untuk sepeda motor atau mobil yang datang pada kami.. Dia tidak lambat untuk sepeda motor atau mobil yang datang pada kami. For other buses and trucks he slams on the brakes at the last second coming to a near standstill, exchanges a few words with the oncoming driver as they creep past each other, then stamps on the accelerator again. Untuk bus dan truk lainnya dia membanting rem pada detik terakhir datang ke dekat berhenti, pertukaran beberapa kata dengan datangnya driver sebagai creep mereka melewati satu sama lain, lalu perangko di pedal gas lagi.
Dia punya pembantu duduk di kursi navigator di sampingnya. . Setiap kali dia melihat ke depan kendaraan atau pejalan kaki di pihak kita jalan dia bilang "Az az az" - apa pun artinya itu - dan setiap kali dia melihat benjolan atau lubang yang menurutnya kita harus memperlambat, atau sebuah bis atau truk akan datang, katanya "Tsch tsch tsch tsch" meniru suara udara bus rem.
Aku duduk di kursi nomor satu, tepat di belakang navigator. Pemandangan jalan, tapi jika ada masalah di sini aku akan menjadi orang pertama yang diluncurkan melalui kaca depan.
Pada 21h30 kita berhenti untuk makan dan sopir menunjukkan kepada saya gambar pada telepon genggamnya dari tahun putra. Aku tidak menginginkan apa-apa yang buruk bagi keluarga tapi saya ingin tahu seberapa cepat anak akan kehilangan ayahnya dalam suatu kecelakaan jalan. . Cukup sering kita dengar di media kecelakaan bus di Indonesia di mana penduduk lokal dan turis binasa oleh lusinan. Now I know why. Sekarang aku tahu kenapa.
Jalan yang diaspal, tapi sempit, dan memiliki banyak lubang dan patch kotoran seperti tumbuh melalui semacam jalan cokelat kanker. Dia membanting kiri dan kanan untuk kehilangan ini. . Pada satu titik jauh ia berbelok ke kanan, memukul pancang dan cabang-cabang pohon yang berjejer di jalan, lalu overcorrects datang kembali, hampir fishtailing untuk memukul pancang dan cabang-cabang yang berjajar di sisi kiri jalan. ”. Penumpang di kursi di sebelah saya bergumam "Rambo". Anda dapat merasakan di udara bahwa setiap orang di bus tidak bahagia, tapi tidak ada yang benar-benar mengeluh: sopir bus memiliki otoritas dan di Asia orang-orang yang tunduk kepada penguasa tanpa protes ...sampai keadaan menjadi benar-benar putus asa.
Kami berhenti selama setengah jam istirahat di 02h30 dan pengemudi motor off bergantian. Ketika tiba waktunya untuk pergi ia tidak dapat me-restart motor, sehingga sekelompok orang harus PUSH-START THE BUS. Tepat sebelum kita mencapai Balikpapan kami menyeberangi sungai dengan feri dan ketika saatnya untuk turun mereka harus memulai push-bus lagi, kali ini naik terhadap feri's miring, yang turun di buritan. Ketika beberapa penumpang kembali di bus menyisir dari tangan mereka aku menyadari siapa yang telah mendorong bus setiap kali dan merasa bersalah karena saya telah bolos dari beberapa jenis partisipasi yang diharapkan. Ada bus lain dari perusahaan yang sama sebelah kita dengan masalah yang sama, jadi kita kait tali laut yang tebal dan tarik-start bus ini saat itu ada di feri.
Ketika siang datang pada akhir kami meliputi kilometer ke Balikpapan yang untungnya sedikit jumlahnya. Tapi jalan yang baik dan begitu juga visibilitas jadi dia drive lebih cepat, meluncur di sudut-sudut tajam pada kecepatan yang luar biasa untuk sebuah bus. Saya yakin kita tidak pernah benar-benar di atas dua roda pada setiap saat, tapi ada saat-saat ketika sedikit lebih ramping akan membuat siang hari antara jalan dan karet.
Kami memekik ke stasiun dan aku melangkah turun dari bus terguncang secara menyeluruh untuk menghadapi kerumunan kecil clamouring taksi dan ojek (sepeda motor-taksi) driver. Bentakku pada mereka untuk meninggalkan aku sendirian. Adil, tentu saja, tapi aku bingung.Satu driver yang sabar yang terus-menerus meyakinkan saya untuk pergi bersamanya. Kami melewati kota terjaga dengan pintu geser penumpang dibiarkan terbuka, udara pagi yang sejuk mengalir di sekitar saya dan perlahan-lahan aku tenang. Saya menghabiskan pagi di bandara, menunggu penerbangan ke Tarakan.
Keesokan harinya aku mengambil kapal feri berkecepatan tinggi ke Tawau di provinsi Malaysia Sabah, maka minibus ke tempat-tempat Semporna dan perahu kecil ke pulau Pulau Mabul dari sudut timur laut Kalimantan untuk beberapa terbaik di dunia scuba diving
Kami berhenti selama setengah jam istirahat di 02h30 dan pengemudi motor off bergantian. Ketika tiba waktunya untuk pergi ia tidak dapat me-restart motor, sehingga sekelompok orang harus PUSH-START THE BUS. Tepat sebelum kita mencapai Balikpapan kami menyeberangi sungai dengan feri dan ketika saatnya untuk turun mereka harus memulai push-bus lagi, kali ini naik terhadap feri's miring, yang turun di buritan. Ketika beberapa penumpang kembali di bus menyisir dari tangan mereka aku menyadari siapa yang telah mendorong bus setiap kali dan merasa bersalah karena saya telah bolos dari beberapa jenis partisipasi yang diharapkan. Ada bus lain dari perusahaan yang sama sebelah kita dengan masalah yang sama, jadi kita kait tali laut yang tebal dan tarik-start bus ini saat itu ada di feri.
Ketika siang datang pada akhir kami meliputi kilometer ke Balikpapan yang untungnya sedikit jumlahnya. Tapi jalan yang baik dan begitu juga visibilitas jadi dia drive lebih cepat, meluncur di sudut-sudut tajam pada kecepatan yang luar biasa untuk sebuah bus. Saya yakin kita tidak pernah benar-benar di atas dua roda pada setiap saat, tapi ada saat-saat ketika sedikit lebih ramping akan membuat siang hari antara jalan dan karet.
Kami memekik ke stasiun dan aku melangkah turun dari bus terguncang secara menyeluruh untuk menghadapi kerumunan kecil clamouring taksi dan ojek (sepeda motor-taksi) driver. Bentakku pada mereka untuk meninggalkan aku sendirian. Adil, tentu saja, tapi aku bingung.Satu driver yang sabar yang terus-menerus meyakinkan saya untuk pergi bersamanya. Kami melewati kota terjaga dengan pintu geser penumpang dibiarkan terbuka, udara pagi yang sejuk mengalir di sekitar saya dan perlahan-lahan aku tenang. Saya menghabiskan pagi di bandara, menunggu penerbangan ke Tarakan.
Keesokan harinya aku mengambil kapal feri berkecepatan tinggi ke Tawau di provinsi Malaysia Sabah, maka minibus ke tempat-tempat Semporna dan perahu kecil ke pulau Pulau Mabul dari sudut timur laut Kalimantan untuk beberapa terbaik di dunia scuba diving